A boy and his grandfather are sitting on the porch one morning. The grandfather is smoking a cigar. The boy says, Grandpa, can I have one of those? The grandfather looks at him and says, Can you touch your ass with your pecker? The boy is a little bewildered, but says, No. The old man says, Until you can touch your ass with your pecker, you cant have any cigars. The next morning, theyre sitting on the porch again, but this time the grandfather is drinking beer. The boy looks at him and says, Grandpa, can I have one of those? The grandfather looks at him and says, Can you touch your ass with your pecker? The boy looks at him and says, No. The old man says, Until you can touch your ass with your pecker, there will be no beer for you. That afternoon, the boy is in the kitchen eating cookies. The grandfather walks in and says, Can I have some of those? The boy looks at him and says, Can you touch your ass with your pecker? The old man looks back at his grandson, smiles, and says, As a matter of fact I can. The grandson says, Good. Than you can go F**K yourself, because grandma gave me these cookies
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 21:00:00 +0000
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