A bunch of guys are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN : “Hello” WOMAN : “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club ?” MAN : “Yes” WOMAN : “I am at the shopping center and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it ?” MAN : “Sure, .. go ahead if you like it that much.” WOMAN : “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 models. I saw one I really liked.” MAN : “How much ?” WOMAN : “Only $95, 000 ? MAN : “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” WOMAN : “Great! Oh, and one more thing… The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950, 000 ? MAN : “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.” WOMAN : “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!” MAN : “Bye! I love you, too.” The guy hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape….. He smiles and asks : “Anyone know who this phone belongs to ?”
Posted on: Sun, 21 Jul 2013 07:34:30 +0000
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