A call from a 419 guy with caller ID hidden: Mr. 419: Hello, how are you? I: Fine. Please, who am I speaking with? Mr. 419: Haba, don"t you remember me? Who do you know in UK that could be calling? (Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap, ) I: Johnson! Is that you? (meanwhile, I don"t know any Johnson in UK .) (Thinking it"s a break, he swallows the bait) Mr. 419 : Of course, this is Johnson! How come you didn"t recognize my voice initially? (Certain it"s a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.) I: Jooooooohnson! You are a specially bad boy. Your father died, you didn"t so much as show up or send a note. Your children will repay you with such. Didn"t you hear about his demise? H was so bitter and full of original curses for you. Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn"t hear. I would have come. I: Too bad. You heard your mama is leprous too? You didn"t hear about that? Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn"t hear. I: (Enjoying myself thoroughly). Too bad. Is your wife that foolish too? Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too? Mr. 419: She"s fine. I"m certain she"ll get across to you. There"s an issue, (breaking in before he begins his story) I: Johnson, you offended me. I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? You want me to curse you too like your father did? I don"t have his kind of patience I"m sure you know. I won"t wait that long before I give you what you deserve. Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is important, I: Shut up!!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419? Stealing from me your friend too. Your father was right to curse you, And you can"t escape it if you continue like this. It"s not a curse. Mr. 419: I"ll repay you. After about 15 minutes of moves and countermoves, I owned up. I: See Mr. 419, I don"t know any Johnson in UK . I just needed to teach you a lesson. Go get a proper job. Mr. 419: Madman, and you"ve been cursing me since morning! Disconnected
Posted on: Sat, 24 Aug 2013 20:45:51 +0000