A conversation between i and my dad lately.. Dad: My son Ossy Don,, You‘re 27+ now, doing comfortably, and i wonder, isn‘t it high time you get a wife? Me: Hmmm! Dad, it ain‘t easy as you think.. This aint like your Time! Dad: Eehn! Yes i know time has changed, for change is d only constant thing in life.. But, come to think of it, don‘t you have a gurl in ur life that possibly may be futuristic? Me: # Looksaway,, Ehnnn! I do.. But its complicated! Dad: How? My son! Me: Ok dad, listen to this,, I had a gurl called BIOLA,, she loved me, Yes!, but she neva appreciated my STRIVES!. No matter how hard i work, she still thinks it aint enough.. Dad: Oh! Is that so? Me: Yes dad Dad: So, no one else? Me: Ehnn! There‘s this other one, called Queen! Hmm! She‘s gorgeous, tough,, but she never lets me live ma LIFE!.. Its like i‘m being controlled! Dad: Hmmm! I understand son, i‘ve been there.. So, whoelse? Me: # Sighs! Dad,, Here comes the last,, “CHIOMA“,, she‘s so babylike, any little thing, she calls me, mosquito bites her, i‘m called, she sees a rat, i‘m called, a wall-geko, i‘m called,, dad! That‘s really really out of ATTENTION!.. It gets annoying.. I‘m sooo tired.. Dad: My son! It is well!.. Well,, i and your mom knows you are single, that‘s why we have someone in mind for you.. Me: C‘mon dad, a trophy? A robot?.. Lol! I don‘t need a Given-wife, i want a Found-wife,, by me.. Dad: Funny son,, but its real,, we have your best interest at heart.. Me: Ok dad, lets see, who might this person be? Dad: Okolo ijeoma!.. Me: What? Hahahahahah! No no no no! Dad,, she‘s a SUPER -VIPER-VIRG!.. All men are Dogs to her! So, i aint going close to that CHIHUAHUA!.. She‘s danger! Dad: Hahahahahah! Funny son! Lets just keep enjoying the life we have now... # Happy singles My Son Don!, and every single here
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 04:22:31 +0000
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