A cool winters morning. A short story by Jon Hawkins. At 5:40am the phone rang, it was the man himself, Mr. Ed. In a fury Jon busted out of his bed sheets and hopped in the shower getting ready for the job ahead. With the fresh smell of Dove for Men, he headed to the kitchen for a fresh batch of Optimum Nutritions chocolate whey. Pounding it down whilst loading his truck he realized the socks he had on just wouldnt be able to handle the day before him. Rushing upstairs and putting on BRAND NEW socks, fresh out of the bag, he decided it was time for a fresh pinch of Copenhagen to really get in gear. Once the truck was loaded up and it was time to leave, he hit the road. Just before heading north towards Canada he stopped at the truck stop where the smell of Cinnabon filled the air, but he had to resist the urge and just settle for a hot cup of coffee. Realizing the current temperature was only 20 degrees he threw it in the microwave for 30 seconds to put the extra heat on it to make it last for the drive. What Jon didnt realize was that the mixture of whey protein and coffee would have an incredible impact on his digestive system. Once he made it to the job and was waiting for part 2 of his work he realized the undeniable fact that there was going to be 3 parts to this job. In a last ditch effort he sought shelter in a small blue shack. Fearing the worst was going to happen, his pants were already undone before the door was even opened. The shocking reality of the situation came to his senses when his skin met the seat, it had dropped 4 degrees to 16 and would change his thoughts on this ever happening again were very apparent. He then vowed from this day forward that any bowel movements would happen in the comfort of his own home, and not on a well location.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 14:05:12 +0000
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