A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk? FARMER: Some things you just cant explain. MAN: So what happened thats so horrible? FARMER: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. MAN: Ok, but thats not so bad. FARMER: Some things you just cant explain. MAN: So what happened then? FARMER: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. MAN: and then? FARMER: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. MAN: Again? FARMER: Some things you just cant explain. MAN: So, what did you do then? FARMER: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. MAN: and then? FARMER: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the silly cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. MAN: Hmmm, FARMER: Some things you just cant explain. MAN: So, what did you do? FARMER: Well, I didnt have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and MY WIFE WALKED IN.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Apr 2014 05:05:42 +0000
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