A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said Mam, I should b in 4th grade,Im smarter than my sis & shes in the 4th grade. The Teacher had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principals office. She explained everything da prinpl who decided 2 test da boy with some question dat a 4th grade should know. Principl:whats 3+3? Boy:6 prnpl:6+6 boy:12 & so on.. The principal aske the boy so many ques $ he got them ryt. The principl then asked Maam to take da boy to 4th grade. Maam decided to ask more questions and da principl agreed. Maam:what does da cow hav 4of,that i only have 2of? Boy:legs maam:whats in ur pants that u hav but i dont? Boy:p pockets Maam:whats starts with a C and ends with T,its hairy,oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy:coconut Maam:whats goes in hard and pink and come out soft and sticky? The principal eyes open really wide,but before he cud stop da asnwer da boy was taking charge. Boy:bubble gum Maam:u stick ur poles inside me.u tie me down 2get me up,i get wet b4 u do.what am i? Boy:tent the principal was looking restles Maam: a finger goes in me.u fiddle with me when u bored.the best man always has me 1st,what am i? Boy:wedding Maam;i cope in many sizes.when im not well,i drip.when u blow me,u feel good? Boy:nose Maam:ive a stiff shaft.my tip penetrates,i come with a quiver? Boy:arrow Maam:what starts with an F and end with a K and if u dont get it,uve use ur hand? Boy:fork Maam:what is it that all men hav and its longer in some men than others,the pope doesnt use his and man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy:surname Maam:what part of a man has no bone,but has muscles with lot of veins like pumkin and is responsible for making love? Boy:heart The principal breathed with a sigh of relief and told the teacher to send da boy 2 university,i got da last 10 questions wrong myself!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 11:08:41 +0000
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