A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said Madam, I should be in 4th grade, I amm smarter than my sister and shes in 4th grade. The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took the boy to the principals office. She explained everything to the principal who decided to test d boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What is 3+3 Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6 Boy: 12 And so on,the principal asked d boy all questions and d boy got them right.The principal then told d Madam 2 send d boy to 4th grade. Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ive only 2 of Boy: Legs Madam: What is in your pants that youve but i dont have Boy: pockets Madam: What starts wit a C and ends wit T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky The principals eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge Boy: Bubble gum Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet before u do Boy: Tent The principal was looking restless Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle wit me wen youre bored. The best man always has me 1st Boy: Wedding ring Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen Im not well, i drip. Wen u blow me,you feel good Boy: Nose Madam: Ive a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver Boy: Arrow Madam: What starts wit F and ends wit a K and if u dont get it, youve to use your hand Boy: Fork Madam: What is it that all men have,its longer in sum men than others,the Pope doesnt use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage Boy: sir name Teacher part of the man. Has no done but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumping in is responsible for making love boy: heart Headmaster: send this boy to uni I got the last 10 questions wrong!
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 21:19:36 +0000
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