A few interesting tidbits so far this morning: My neighbors babysitters daughters boyfriends son-in-law, told him he heard from his barbers nephews mailman, that Obama was shocked to learn he was black............Barack said he didnt know it until NBC aired a segment about it last night. The Ravens sent out a press release stating that the O line will now be referred to as the Maginot line. No one behind it can get out, and it affords NO protection from the opposition. The Muslim Brotherhood announced that if the world didnt recognize that Islam is the religion of peace they might have to fly a plane into a building, drive a boat full of explosives into a ship, bomb a disco, or some other activity that proves just how peaceful they are. Mother Nature was shocked to learn it was November 3rd after being on a crack bender and forgetting, so she dialed down the temperatures to be where they should have been this time of year today. And finally, all knives, shovels, trash bags, ropes, chainsaws, baseball bats, piano wires, ice picks, fireplace logs, and automobiles will now be either heavily regulated or banned due to crazy people using them to kill another human being. Have a nice day!
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 11:55:38 +0000
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