A few thoughts. 1. Much like Valentines Day and Mothers Day are the days florists make money....Easter and Halloween are the days dentist get paid. 2. If my sons shoes are not in plain visible sight he will never find them. If there is a piece of candy hidden in the depths of Fort Knox he will find a way. 3. Ive discovered a new state of mind. The only way to achieve it is to exhaust all natural energy from your body and survive entirely on adrenaline and coffee. 4. I am still waiting for the day I can eat dinner without one of my children trying to sit on my head while Im eating. 5. Tomorrow is Easter. The day all hope was restored to this world. 6. New mini vans are now coming from the factory with the smell of rotten milk already in them. This way there is not that three week period where parents insist that No One Will Ever Eat In This Car. Gold fish under the seat is optional. 7. Sports were invented to make short people feel inferior. 8. I recently signed up for a golf tournament and wrote the moon in the space that asked for my handicap. 9. After our egg hunt my daughter mistook the large bin of Easter eggs for a ball pit. 10. Quote of the day. Carter: Dad Emily hit me with the hammer Me: why? Carter: because I was hitting her with Shamu
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 05:58:31 +0000
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