A first-grade teacher, Miss Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Boy what is your problem? Boy answered, Im too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too! Miss Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the Principals office. The principal told Miss Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test: Principal: What is 3x3? Boy: 9 Principal: What is 6x6? Boy: 36 And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Miss Neelam and tells her, I think the boy can go to the third-grade. Miss Neelam says to the principal, I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him? The principal and Boy both agreed. Miss Neelam asks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy, after a moment: Legs! Miss Neelam: What is in your pants that you have but I dont have? Boy: Pockets! Miss Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Miss Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The Principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy quickly answered.. Boy: Bubblegum Miss Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The Principals eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer.... Boy: Shake hands Miss Neelam: Now I will ask some Who am I sort of questions, okay? Boy: Yep Miss Neelam: You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.. I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent Miss Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Boy: Wedding Ring Miss Neelam: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose Miss Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow Miss Neelam: What word starts with a F and ends in K that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck Miss Neelam: What word starts with a F and ends in K & if u dont get it u have to use your hand Boy: Fork Miss Neelam: What is it that all men have. Its longer for some men than on others. The nuns dont need it. The pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after theyre married? Boy: SURNAME Miss Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love? Boy: HEART The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher: Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself! :D :D Good Afternoon Friends..!! ;) Vikhyaat 3:)
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 09:00:00 +0000
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