A flight engineer on his first month flying the line was persuaded that all the stories he heard about pilots and stewardesses were true and that the term layover really meant what he thought it meant. Returning from one layover he heard the captain tell the first officer: Wow! That Mary is some girl! I was in my bedroom when the phone rang. It was Mary who said she couldnt open her suitcase and could I help? So I went down, opened the suitcase and she handed me a drink. Then she excused herself and went to the bathroom. When she came out she hadnt a stitch on. What a night! A few days later the same crew repeated the flight sequence and on the return the engineer overheard the first officer telling the captain: You were quite right about Mary. It happened to me last night He proceeded to recite the same sequence of events. The engineer was intrigued and excited by all this and when the same crew repeated the flight sequence he was delighted when the telephone rang and a voice said:Oh, I cant get my suitcase open. Would you be kind enough to come to my room to help me? It was Mary and the engineer beat the world record for sprint to her room. In no time at all he had the case open and the grateful Mary handed him a Scotch. She then excused herself and went into the bathroom. The engineer was not the sort of man to waste time. He immediately undressed and got into bed. Sure enough, about ten minutes later the bathroom door opened and Mary came out. She was fully clothed and followed by the rest of the crew.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Jan 2014 02:56:37 +0000
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