A friend was driving down Alausa Rd, after answering a call when a police man suddenly opened the passenger door, entered and shut it. As usual he wanted something.. Then suddenly a growl came from the rear seat and he saw a big Rothweiller with tongue dangling, staring fiercely at him. POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You carry dog? FEMIbone face] :Yes i carry dog, dat one na offense? POLICEMAN: [Feeling uncomfortable] No o...Na where una dey come from? FEMI: From hospital POLICEMAN: Ehen! you sick? FEMI: No, na person wey d dog bite we go greet POLICEMAN[Sweating under AC by now]: Ehen! but why d dog dey shake head like dat? FEMI: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person POLICEMAN: ...and d dog know you? FEMI: Yes nah, no be my dog? POLICEMAN[Stilll Sweating] :This your door, how you dey open am? FEMI: how you take enter? POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since i dey try open am but e no open [The dog gave a deep growl, its tongue almost touching the policemans left ear] POLICEMAN: [Now shifting forward] Oga i take God beg you, open the door for me make i comot, i no go collect anything from you FEMI: Officer, fasten your seat belt o... Dog was now leaning its massive head on the passenger seat and shaking its head POLICEMAN: AH! CHAIRMAN Help me open dis door na!! FEMI: D door no dey open from inside... POLICEMAN: OKAY OGA HELP ME WIND D WINDOW DOWN ABEG SIR!! FEMI: D window sef no dey work , unless you wan climb back seat comot. POLICEMAN: YE!!! OGA, GOD will Bless you please help me.. Femi took pity on him and unlocked the door and the policemen exited head first. Femi regretted the prank, only because he discovered his passsengers seat was wet...
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 10:32:22 +0000
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