A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesnt have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot? The parrot says, I was born this way. Im a defective parrot. Holy cow, the guy replies. You actually understood and answered me! I got every word, says the parrot. I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird. Oh yeah? the guy asks, Then answer this - how do you hang onto your perch without any feet? Well, the parrot says, this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You cant see it because of my feathers. Wow, says the guy. You really can understand and speak English cant you? Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, sports, philosophy. Im especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. Id be a great companion. The guy looks at the $200 price tag. Sorry, but I just cant afford that.” Pssssssst, says the parrot, Im defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I.... Continue reading.... lolfollows/polly-on-a-perch-355/
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 06:30:01 +0000
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