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A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report for his missing wife: Husband: - I lost my wife; she went shopping & hasnt come back yet. Inspector: - What is her height? Husband: - I’ve no idea. About so high?? Inspector:-Slim build or big set? Husband:-Not slim; I suppose a bit big set. Inspector:-Colour of eyes? Husband:-Never noticed; probably brown. Inspector:-Colour of hair? Husband:-Changes according to the season. Inspector:-What was she wearing? Husband:-Not sure whether it was a dress or a skirt; probably blue. Inspector:-Was she driving? Husband:-Yes. Inspector:-Describe the car? . . . . . Husband :-Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6; 333 horse power; eight-speed tiptronic gearbox. Alcantara beige leather seats with heat and ventilation, full Satnav, full LED headlights and has a very thin scratch on the front left door just below the handle. ….and then the husband started sobbing... - - Inspector:-Dont worry sir,... . .We will find your car.

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