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A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report for his missing wife: Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping hasnt come back yet. Inspector : What is her height? Husband : Average, I guess Inspector : Slim or healthy? Husband : Not slim but probably healthy Inspector : Color of eyes? Husband : Never noticed Inspector : Color of hair? Husband : Changes every week Inspector : What was she wearing? Husband : Not sure, either a dress or a suit Inspector : Was she driving? Husband : Yes Inspector : What car was she driving? Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....and then the husband started crying... Inspector : Dont worry Sir...we will find your car.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 17:59:48 +0000

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