A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship And orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says Im on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and its today. The bartender says Well, since its your birthday, Ill buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me. As the woman finishes her drink The woman to her right says I would like to buy you a drink, too. The old woman says Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water. Coming up says the bartender As she finishes that drink, The man to her left says I would like to buy you one, too. The old woman says Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water. Coming right up the bartender says. As he gives her the drink,he says Maam, Im dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water? The old woman replies Sonny, when youre my age, Youve learned how to hold your liquor... Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue. cid:8F44F9D6ED3B4FAC881286242D9E25B9@DawnPC OLD IS WHEN.... Your sweetie says Lets go upstairs and make love And you answer: Pick one, I cant do both!
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 17:51:16 +0000
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