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A large grizzly bear is chasing a man through the forest, and corners him in a cave. The man looks up, and says “Lord, please protect me from this vicious creature. The Lord responds, “why should I help you, you never go to church, you never donate time or money to church activities, and you never even mention my name unless you need something?” The man then pleads, “Well, can you at least give this bear a Christian heart?” The Lord agrees with his plea. The bear falls to his knees, folds his huge front paws, and says, “Lord, bless me for this meal I am about to receive.”…LOL
Posted on: Sun, 23 Jun 2013 23:19:54 +0000

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