A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that - TopicsExpress



          

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow walked by and shat on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The shit was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird chirping and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit, and promptly dug it out and ate it. Management Lessons: 1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
Posted on: Sun, 30 Jun 2013 02:59:47 +0000

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