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A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Obamium. Obamium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Obamium is PU. Obamiums mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Obamium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Obamium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 03:32:49 +0000

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