A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. Happy Anniversary Mum & Dad gushed son number one, a surgeon, Sorry Im running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and didnt have time to get you a gift. Not to worry said the father, the important thing is that were all together today. Son number two, a lawyer, arrived and announced You and Mom look great Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between cases and didnt have time to shop for you. Its nothing, said the father. Were glad you were able to come. Just then the daughter, a marketing executive, arrived. Hello and Happy Anniversary! Im sorry but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didnt have time to get you anything. After they finished dessert, the father said, Theres something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to university. Throughout the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married. The three children gasped and all said, You mean were ba***rds? Yes, said the father, and miserable ones at that.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 21:08:11 +0000
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