A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. Ive been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when youre not around. In fact, more than you. Im not getting any at home, but thats no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it wont happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant wifi, not wife.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:19 +0000
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