A man runs into his local vets office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet escorts the man with the dog to an examination room and tells him to put his dog on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dogs body. The cat sniffs the dogs head, then walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dogs body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, Im sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too! The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet then brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the dogs body all over, just like the cat did, then finally looks at the vet and barks! The vet looks at the man and says, Im sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too! The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. £500, said the vet. £500!, exclaimed the man, Just to tell me my dog is dead? Well, the vet replied, I would only have charged you £50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional £450 is for the cat scan and lab tests!!
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 00:49:30 +0000
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