A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass - TopicsExpress



          

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, No health insurance. The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, No money in the bank. The nun asked, Do you have a relative who could help you? He said, I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun. The nun became agitated and announced loudly, Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God. The patient replied, Send the bill to my Brother-in-law.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 08:21:31 +0000

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