A mans dog died one day, and the man was very upset. His dog did everything for him. Washed the dishes. Vacuumed rugs. Did the grocery shopping. Pretty much everything. The man was so upset at his dogs dying yhat he decided to go and buy a new pet. Once at the pet store, he asked the manager, Do you have any pets that will do everything for me? My dog has just passed away and I want something to replace him. The manager looked around scratching his head thoughtfully. We dont have much, Im afraid. Just this centipede here The man looked puzzled, but bought the centipede anyway. Back home, the man decided to test the centipede out right away. Go and bring me a beer from the fridge, the guy asked his new pet. The centipede ran over to the fridge, opened the door and got out a cold one . Go and run a bath for me, the guy ordered. The centipede ran up the stairs and did as asked. The man, before stepping into the warm water, asked the centipede Run down to the store and buy me a newspaper please The centipede hurries out of the bathroom and down the stairs. An hour later, the man came out of the bath, dressed and went to find the centipede sitting at the bottom of the stairs ... and no newspaper. The guy scowled,I thought I asked you to go to the store? The centipede replies I am, I am. Just give me a chance to put my shoes on.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 08:49:51 +0000
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