A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past,looks up and says to the monkey Hey, what are you doing? The monkey replies, Smoking a joint, come up and have some. So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says that his mouth got dry and hes going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him get out on the bank, then asks the lizard, Whats the matter with you? The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up on a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking some drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and goes into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey,saying Hey! The monkey looks down and cries, F******K........How much water did you drink?!. #Nigeria #Jokes
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 12:48:09 +0000
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