A new couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type, and the husband was more of a No-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message, and she wrote: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband texted back to her: Im on the toilet. Please advise.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 10:27:39 +0000
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