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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said,Id like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, Why in the world do need cyanide? The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, Lord have mercy! I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband, thats against the law! Ill lose my license! Theyll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide! The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, You didnt tell me you had a prescription..

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