A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on Board. Meanwhile there were five people in the cabin. The first person, Christiano Ronaldo, said, Im the worlds best footballer, I cant die now! So he took one of the parachutes and left. The second person, Bill Gates, said, Im the wealthiest man on Earth, I cant die now, Im needed in the business world! So he took the second parachute and plunged.. The third was the Uganda President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni and he said, Im the smartest President in the world, so I cant die now, my people still need me in Uganda, Im a sole candidate! He took one and left. A moment please like this page>>> Famous Oneisma Mayathank u Then it was left the Pope and a little school girl. The Pope Francis said to the little girl, Take the last one, Ill sacrifice my life for you. Ive lived a long life The little girl smiled and replied, No need for that, there are two parachutes left. The pope asked her, How come? The little girl replied, The Ugandan President took my school bag. HAHAHA just like this page>> Famous Oneisma Maya for more laughing moments
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 20:02:59 +0000
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