A plane with 6 people on board was about to crash, but there were only 5 parachutes. The 1st person, Lionel Messi, said, Im the worlds best footballer, I cant die now! So he took one of the parachutes and left. Aliko Dangote, said, Im the richest man in Africa, I cant die now! So he took the 2nd parachute and left. The third one was an ANC supporter ,he said I will take the forth one cuz I cnt die now cuz my ANC vote counts ,The fifth person was a Julius Malema and he said, Im the president of EFF moreover another election is @d corner, so I cant die now! So he took one and left. Then the Pope was the 5th said to the little girl, Take the last one, Ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl replied, No need for that, your Holiness, there are two parachutes left. The pope asked her, How come? The little girl replied, Malema took my school bag!Lol kwakwakwaaaa
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 19:05:57 +0000
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