A prayer for the stressed Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the bodies of the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give a hundred percent at work 12 percent on Monday 23 percent on Tuesday 40 percent on Wednesday 20 percent on Thursday and 5% on Friday. To remember when Im having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off that is takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 17:07:11 +0000
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