A very drunk man leaves his favorite watering hole with car keys in hand. When he gets to the curb, he looks around and scratches his head. “Awww, dammit!” the man exclaims, clearly upset. A policeman walks up and asks, “Is there a problem, sir?” “Shomebody shtole my car!” the anebriated man slurs. “Where’s the last place you remember seeing it,” the cop asked. “On the end of thish here key,” he replied dumbly. The officer opened his mouth to question the man further, but stopped when he noticed the man’s zipper was open and his “business” was hanging out. He cleared his throat and pointed downward. Following the officer’s finger with his eyes, the drunk gasped, “Holy shit! Bastards shtole my girlfriend too!”
Posted on: Mon, 07 Oct 2013 06:12:43 +0000
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