A woman and a man were both collided in a bad car accident caused by the womans reckless driving. Both cars were demolished but neither of them were hurt. The following conversation ensued after they crawl out of their cars; Woman: So, youre a man. Thats interesting. Im a woman. Wow! Just look at our cars! Nothing left but fortunately we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends to live together in peace for the rest of our days. Man: I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! Woman: And look at this, heres another miracle, my car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didnt break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. Man(Asking): Arent you having any? Woman: Nah.. I think Ill just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. GBAM!!! Adam don chop apple again :/ QUESTION: Is it that Men will never learn? Or Women will never change?
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 21:52:27 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015