> > A woman decides to have a > facelift for her 50th birthday. > > She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the > results. > > > > On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a > newspaper. > > > > Before leaving, she says to the clerk, I hope you > dont mind my asking, but how old do you think I > am > > > > About 32, is the reply. > > > > Nope! Im exactly 50, the woman says > happily. > > > > A little while later she goes into McDonalds and asks > the counter girl the very same question. > > > > The girl replies, Id guess about > 29. > > > > The woman replies with a big smile, Nope, Im > 50. > > > > Now shes feeling really good about herself.. She stops > in a drug store on her way down the > street. > > > > She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the > clerk this burning question. > > > > The clerk responds, Oh, Id say > 30. > > > > Again she proudly responds, Im 50, but thank > you! > > > > While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man > waiting next to her the same question. > > > > He replies, Lady, Im 78 and my eyesight is going. > Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell > how old a woman was. > > > > It sounds very forward, but > it requires you to let me put my hands under your > bra. > > > > Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you > are. > > > > They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity > gets the best of her. > > > > She finally blurts out, What the hell, go > ahead. > > > > He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to > feel around very slowly and carefully. > > > > He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each > nipple. > > > > He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each > other. > > > > After a couple of minutes of this, she says, Okay, > okay....How old am I? > > > > He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his > hands, and says, Madam, you are > 50. > > > > Stunned and amazed, the woman says, That was > incredible, how could you tell? > > > > The old man says, Promise you wont get > mad? > > > > I promise I wont she says. > > > > I was behind you at > Mcdonalds
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