A young Ensign decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the Ensign begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horses mane, but cannot get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horses neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway! The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, losing his frail grip, the Ensign attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and he is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over and over. As his head is battered against the ground and he is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to his great fortune, a Seabee shopping at Wal-Mart sees him and unplugs the horse.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 13:17:56 +0000
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