AHA..WHOD HAVE THUNK IT????.. MY FUNNY WONDERFUL FRIEND FROM MY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS.. EDDIE DEEZAN... YOU MAY HAVE SEEN HIM IN WAR GAMES, MOB BOSS.. I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND...AND MANY MANY MORE...... AND NOW MANDARK IN SCOOBY DOO TOO HE WENT TO ALLEGANY , I WENT TO FORT HILL.. RIVAL SCHOOLS BUT .. HES A BIG MOVIE STAR NOW... I AM NOT....> BUT....THIS... THIS.. I AM SO SHOCKED..!!!!!!!!... I THOUGHT I KNEW EDDIE... IM ... IM... SPEECHLESS...... FOR ONCE.........:) MY FACEBOOK CONFESSION................ DEAR FRIENDS, AS WE ARE ALL FACEBOOK COMRADES-IN-ARMS, I FEEL I MUST GET A FEW THINGS OFF MY CHEST. TODAY IS THE DAY I AM OFFICIALLY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET. THATS RIGHT, YOU READ IT CORRECTLY. I, EDDIE DEEZEN, AM GAY. IM TIRED OF LIVING A LIE. WOMEN (ESPECIALLY YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL TEENAGE GIRLS) REPULSE ME. WITH THEIR LONG, SHAPELY LEGS. THEIR SOFT, AMPLE REAR ENDS. THEIR SUPPLE, POUTING BREASTS. THEY WAY THEIR CURVACEOUS HIPS SWAY BACK AND FORTH AS THEY WIGGLE WHEN THEY WALK. I AM FILLED WITH DISGUST AS I WATCH BARBARA EDEN IN HER SKIMPY GENIE OUTFIT ON I DREAM OF JEANNIE OR WHEN I WATCH TINA LOUISE SLINK AROUND AS GINGER ON GILLIGANS ISLAND. MEN. THEYRE FOR ME. HARD, HAIRY, MUSCLE-BOUND APES. AH, WHAT A TURN-ON. MY BOYFRIEND (FIANCEE) JUSTIN BIEBER AND I WILL BE FLYING OFF TO VERMONT TO TIE THE KNOT IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. WE WILL HONEYMOON AFTERWARDS AT THE HOME OF MY EX, RYAN SEACREST. YES, I KNOW I HAVE MORE THAN SATISFIED MY SIX EX-WIVES AND SCORES OF INSATIABLE PUNKY BREWSTER GROUPIES. AFTER ALL, HOW DO YOU THINK I EARNED THE NICKNAME THE JEWISH BOA CONSTRICTOR? BUT LADIES, YOU MUST BE STRONG AND MOVE ON. WISH ME LUCK, DEAR FRIENDS, IN MY NEW LIFE. ALL MY LOVE, YOUR FACEBOOK PAL, EDDIE DEEZEN HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYBODY!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 06:15:53 +0000
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