ASK MR. MIKE © Mr. Mike Prod., Bogus Hole, IN. 47110 Hey mike! how are you doen! wErent we celmiate ay rikers Iland in 74?.i rember you because you could make buze out of bred and rasins LOL!. and you couldtalk your way out of work LOL!.listen mike I finaly got out on parol and Im kind od up aganst it LOL!.Maybe i could come out and stay withyou till I get on my feet.Whatdo you say Buster Hymen Endicott, New York Mr, Mike Replies: Hymen, I want you to drop by like I want an ice pick in the forehead...and you still cant spell for shit... Dear Mr. Mike, I am the director of a large facility that manufactures rubber frogs.They come in all sizes (from four ounces to three hundred and fifty-six pounds) and every conceivable color. We found out last week that a somewhat shadowy and unscrupulous Albanian organization in Detroit has been ordering huge shipments of the two pound green ones, freezing and packaging them, and exporting them to Albania as foodstuffs. There have been no serious health problems reported so far that we know of, and this has been going on for months, with thousands of them being consumed evidently. My question is this: the Albanian group is now calling for us to come up with a rubber Hollandaise sauce to accompany the frogs. Do you think we should do it? Mel Shattington Tulsa, Oklahoma Mr. Mike Replies: Sure... Sir, This is to inform you that we have taken out a cease and desist order against ASK MR. MIKE, Mr. Mike Productions, et al. We feel that it is plagiarism and a copyright infringement on a previously established weekly column in La Paz, Bolivia, called ASK SEÑOR WINCES. We have been retained by Señor Winces to prosecute this matter to the full extent of the law. We expect you to take action on this immediately. Respectfully, Dewy Cheatham & Howe Attorneys At Law Sheboygan, WI. Mr. Mike Replies: Sheboygan, eh?...
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