**ATTENTION FELLOW CALIFORNIA DRIVERS** 1) WHEN APPROACHING AN INTERSECTION WITH THE INTENT TO TURN, PLEASE USE YOUR TURN INDICATOR. THAT WOULD BE THE LEVER ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE STEERING COLUMN (that thingy the steering wheel is attached to). PLACE YOUR CELL PHONE DOWN ON THE PASSENGER SEAT OR CONSOLE, TRANSFER STEERING FROM YOUR LEFT HAND TO YOUR RIGHT AND USE LEFT HAND TO ENGAGE THE TURN INDICATOR. ONE CLICK UP FOR RIGHT HAND TURN, ONE CLICK DOWN FOR LEFT. ALSO IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO PERFORM THIS COMMON COURTESY MORE THAN 10 FEET BEFORE YOUR TURN, THAT WOULD BE SWELL. 2) IN CALIFORNIA, YOU CANNOT LEGALLY MAKE A LEFT HAND TURN OVER A DOUBLE YELLOW LINE. (you may legally make a left hand turn when exiting a driveway over a single double yellow line) THIS INCLUDES BUT NOT LIMITED TO MAKING A LEFT IN A LEFT HAND TURN LANE PRIOR TO THE INTERESECTION. SO IF YOU ARE STOPPED MAKING A LEFT AND SEE A RED-FACED IRATE IRISHMAN IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR LEANING ON HIS VERY LOUD HORN, THAT MIGHT BE THE REASON. 3) I AM ALWAYS PLEASED TO “LUBRICATE ” AS OPPOSED TO “IRRITATE’ TRAFFIC FLOW BY LETTING YOU MERGE IN FRONT OF ME ON THE FREEWAYS OR CITY STREETS. (when using your turn indicator of course; see 1) HOWEVER, IF YOU TRY TO JAM IN FRONT OF ME (with or without use of the turn indicator) WHEN NO CAR IS VISABLE OR MANY CAR LENGTHS BEHIND ME, WELL, YOU CAN GO F*** YOURSELF. I KNOW I KNOW; IF YOU CAN GET IN FRONT OF JUST ONE CAR, YOUR WHOLE MISERABLE LIFE WILL BE BETTER. YOUR SPOILED SELFISH SELF WILL JUST NEED TO DEAL WITH IT. 4) WHEN DRIVING DURING THOSE FIRST COUPLE OF HOURS AFTER SUNSET AND THE INTERIOR OF YOUR VEHICLE IS IN TOTAL DARKNESS, IT MEANS YOUR HEADLIGHTS ARE OFF NIMROD. 5) I HAVE CAREFULLY AND THOROUGHLY READ THE CALIFORIA VEHICLE CODE COVER TO COVER AND I CAN FIND NO SECTION THAT REQUIRES PEOPLE OF ASIAN DESCENT TO DRIVE 10 MILES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT. IN FACT, A POLICE OFFICER ACTUALLY CAN GIVE YOU A TICKET FOR IMPEADING TRAFFIC. SO PLEASE, KEEP UP WITH THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC OR AT VERY LEAST, PLEASE MAINTAIN SOMETHING CLOSE TO THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT. I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE SHORT, BUT SO IS LIFE, SO GIDDY-UP! Thank you for your cooperation. ~db~
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 00:49:51 +0000
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