Adam had been moping around all day in the Garden of Eden and God finally said, Adam, whats up with all this moping? Adam told God that he was lonely. God said He could fix that, no problem. In short order he could make a partner for Adam, and she would be called a woman. God told Adam that the woman would collect his food, cook it for him, and care for all his needs and wants. She would also agree with all his decisions and not question his authority as head of the family. God also said that she would bear his offspring and and not bother him in the middle of the night if the kids woke up and started crying. She would never nag him and would admit when she was wrong. She would also freely give him love and passion whenever he needed it. Adam said, Wow, thats a great partner! What is this woman-person going to cost me? And God replied, An arm and a leg. Adam thought for a minute, then asked, What can I get for a rib? And the rest is history.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 19:54:56 +0000
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