Advanced African Dictionary, 2013... CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet ( Abegiii, suffering mode activated). STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ). WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wristwatch ( Money speaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid dey livethere ( Political armed robber ). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ). IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel... ( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ). LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi Hunger never deal with you ). MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi ). DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say ' they were created for a purpose ' ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ). STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you neither ADD YOUR OWN, COMMENT, LIKE, nor SHARE
Posted on: Tue, 20 Aug 2013 23:58:11 +0000
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