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After a hard- working day, lets relax and enjoy our wordplay jokes. Try to translate it in the most humorous way and share with us! 1. What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. 2. A teacher asked, Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into peoples lives? Little Johnny responded, Drin-king, smo-king, and f*c-king. 3. I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me! 4. Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit? A: Fingernails. 5. To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Source: laughfactory

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