+ After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. (Al Gore) + When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Lee Majors) + By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. (Socrates) + Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. (Mike Tyson) + The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want? (George Clooney) + I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.(Bill Clinton) + Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.(George W. Bush) + I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.(Rudy Giuliani) + Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage.(Michael Jordan) + Ive had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! (Donald Trump) + The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once... (Kobe Bryant) + You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. (David Hasselhoff) + My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Alec Baldwin) + A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. (Barack Obama) + Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. (Tommy Lee) + A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine. (Brad Pitt) + First Guy (proudly): My wifes an angel!. Second Guy: Youre lucky, mines still alive. (Jimmy Kimmel) + First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after...es Suffer...ing! (Jay Leno)
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