Agar aapki wife aapka kehna nahi manti hai to..😯😯 . . to.. . . . . . Itna dhyan se mat padho, kisi ki nahi manti...😋😆😎 . . Iska koi solution nahi hai. Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu. Husband: Nahi. Wife: Kyun? Husband: Main hanuman chalisa padh kar sota hu. ******************* Unmarried boy: Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai. Father: Kar le beta, phir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achhi lagengi. 😛😛😛😛 Assistant: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho? Boss: Kyunki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti 😩 🌽 Husband- tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi? Wife- kyo kya hua? Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na?. ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini - Biwi Ki Sunte Hain, Samajhte Hain, Aur. 15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain... __________________________________ Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai. Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai...! . __________________________________ +++++ What a Great New Generation it is!! 5 year old son was crying. Dad came & asked Why are you crying ? Tell me Im your friend naa.. Son: Kuch nahi yaar.. Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi !!! 😆 +++++ __________________________________ Parlok mein rajiv gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gai, indira gandhi ne puchha: kya hua? Rajiv: sonia se shadi maine ki par bhugat manmohan singh raha hai.!😤😤😤😤😤😀😀😀
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