Ah America. The land of the free and the home of the sunburnt - TopicsExpress



          

Ah America. The land of the free and the home of the sunburnt freckled fat guy. A place where you can spell there any way you want and write hey with as many ys as you please. A land where you can walk into any IHOP and almost always find a pair of black women fighting. A country where if you think you can dance, that assertion will be challenged and evaluated. A republic where its illegal to smoke products that give you munchies but legal to smoke products that give you cancer. A nation where Doge is so popular its followers are sponsoring a car in NASCAR. A society where relationships are only legit once they are Facebook-official and couples will declare their love all over social media after only knowing each other a week. For we, are America!
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 21:14:00 +0000

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