Ah, watch the video, and then read the text I provide below. I think comedy was in my bones when I originally wrote this on the RED THUNDER page: Alrighty lets get started, why you should buy RED THUNDER instead of Red Bull, beyond the obvious facts like they both taste the same (except red thunders better) and we sell you it to you much cheaper and dont release cans appearing to be bigger than the average 500ml can but only hold 475ml inside...just saying ahem No cocaine in our products, we look out and strive to keep our people healthy with RED THUNDER. We dont have a cola/RED THUNDER mix product, but hey, if you want that, mix it with Coca Cola or Pepsi, its better We cant influence an all RED THUNDER diet to lose weight because thats dumb, drink RED THUNDER and enjoy it instead! Its an awesome beverage! Ha, it would take at least 121.5 cans of RED THUNDER to kill you in one sitting, all the more to enjoy! But dont drink that much, please If you got expelled from school or deported because of a RED THUNDER rage clearly you were drinking in aggression and not for its focus enhancement abilities to assist you with your studies or an exam RED THUNDER may not sell that much product internationally, yknow, because we like to kick it back old school and not be mainstream like Justin Beiber You ever seen a controversial advertisement by RED THUNDER? I think not! We are cool with everyone, fist pumps all round yall! Taurine may exist in our drinks, but it does in all energy drinks and who doesnt like cats? Cmon now, we dont want cats losing their teeth, going blind or getting heart attacks, whoever wants that is evil man, that dont sit right with me You see that, Red Bull killed somebody apparently, unlikely, its never the drink, its usually the person who is either not in the right state to drink it or something else just happened to them in general, I demand autopsy results! RED THUNDER never killed no one, we dont like that Ah Red Bull and killing people, just plain wrong A study has not been set out on diet RED THUNDER to see if it causes sticky blood, so that concludes me to assume it does not and that you should probably purchase diet RED THUNDER instead of diet Red Bull, because I hear diet Red Bull causes sticky blood No poop in our drinks, thats just gross
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 16:22:07 +0000
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