Akpos friend came to visit him and his siblings in Lagos, here goes their conversation: Friend: Akpos, where is Ada ur sister? Akpos: Ah Ada! I sent Ada to Abuja last year, fortunately she boarded the ill-fated plane dat crashed Friend: Whao, but u said fortunately? Akpos: Yes fortunately bcos the airline owner paid us N10m compensation, so I built dis house u see. Friend: Na wa o! Is Chidinma inside? Akpos: No, Chidinma used to work for a Company, but fortunately she was caught by a factory fire! Friend: and u said fortunately again! Akpos: Well what else should I say! The company paid N5m and I was able to buy d car u r looking at! Friend: is that true? And where is Emeka? Akpos: Emekas story is still fresh o! He went for Immigration Screening at the National Stadium last week, fortunately he was involved in a stampede that claimed his life! Friend: Akpos did u say fortunately again? Akpos: How do I describe dat my friend! Me and my wife now have guaranteed employment from Mr President! Friend: I cant believe this! So where is Uju ur last sibling? Akpos: I locked her inside one of d rooms Friend: why would u do dat Akpos: she told me she was going to Kaduna Friend: So why didnt u let her go? Akpos: She cant go to Kaduna! There is no guarantee that Federal Government will pay compensation if Boko Haram kills her! Friend: Opens mouth speechlessly. I wish you a Nice weekend.....
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 14:02:58 +0000
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