Akpos gets into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom? I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I think I maybe in with a chance!” The pharmacist gives him the condom & as he was going out he returns & says,”Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might strike a luck there too. “The pharmacist gives him a second condom& as he was leaving, again he turns back & says “Give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact& since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is expecting me 2 make a move. During dinner, Akpos sat with his girlfriend on the left,the sister on his right & the mum facing him. When the girlfriend’s Dad walks in, Akpos lowers his head & starts the dinner prayer.”Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank you for all you have given us” 10minutes after, Akpos was still praying “Thank u Lord 4 your kindness.” Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him & whispered, “I didn’t know you are so religious. “Akpos replies, “I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!”.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 08:47:46 +0000
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