Akpos the house keeper used to drink his boss wine and add water to fill up the bottle again. One day his boss bought a new French wine that changed colour when mixed with water. Akpos, unaware of this.. drank it and added water as usual. Immediately the wine changed its colour. Akpos thought: I am in trouble.. big big trouble! He continued with his work at the house. Later, the madam and the boss were sitting in the lounge and Akpos was in the kitchen. The boss called Akpos: Boss: Akpos? Akpos: Boss! Boss: Who drank my wine? Akpos did not answer! Boss: Akpos, who drank my wine? No answer again... The boss walked to the kitchen where Akpos was. He asked: Boss: Are you insane or what? Why when I call you just say Boss but when I ask you a question you dont answer me? Akpos: Boss...when you are in the kitchen you dont hear anything, except your name. Boss: There is no such! Okay, go to the lounge, stand beside the madam and ask me a question while Im in the kitchen. Akpos went to the lounge and did as told by his boss: Akpos: Bossssss... Boss: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who goes into the maids bedroom when madam is not at home? No answer. Akpos: Bossssss!!! Do you hear me? Im asking who sneaks into the house girls room when madam is not in the house? No answer again. The boss runs out of the kitchen. Boss: Wonders shall never cease to exist. It is true Akpos, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except ones name. MADAM: Thats not true. Thats a lie! Akpos: Madam, do you want to test it? MADAM: Yes Akpos: OK...please go to the kitchen. The madam went to the kitchen. Akpos: Madam MADAM: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who is Juniors biological Father? Me or the boss? Madam rushed out of the kitchen... MADAM: This kitchen needs to be anointed.. I cant hear anything at all whilst Im in there...I can hear only my name!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 07:40:56 +0000
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