Akpos visited a frnd 4rm a vry rich family. The fllwing cnversation ensued btw Akpos and de maid. A MAID: what wuld u like to have. fruit juice, yogurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee? AKPOS: Tea please. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea? AKPOS: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: Hw do u want it, black or white? AKPOS: White.... MAID: Milk or fresh cream? AKPOS: Milk. MAID: Goat milk or cow milk? AKPOS: Cows milk. MAID: Freezeland cow or Africaner cow? AKPOS: Umm, let me go with de freezeland cow. MAID: Wuld u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey? AKPOS: Sugar MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar? AKPOS: Cane sugar MAID: White , brown or yellow sugar? AKPOS: Ok, forget about de tea; just giv me a glass of water. MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water? AKPOS: Mineral water. MAID: Flavored or non flavored? AKPOS: (ANGRY): In fact, get me an empty glass! MAID: Do u want a tumber, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? AKPOS: Oh, my God! Please leave me alone. Ill swallow my saliva.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 17:33:34 +0000