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Alex Salmond popped into the RBS at The Mound in Edinburgh and asked them to cash a cheque. They said fine, show us some ID and we can get you the cash. ID? he said, Dont you know who I am, I am Alex Salmond, the First Minister?. Great was the reply, but we still need some ID. I dont have any. Alex said. Is there anything else? We had Tiger Woods in last week with no ID, the clerk replied, He dropped a 40 yard putt right into that bin over there. That meant we knew he was who he said he was. I cant play golf, Alex replied. What else could I use? She thought for a moment. Hmmmm, Andy Murray came in as well and drop volleyed a ball into the same bin. We knew that was Andy Murray. Is there anything that is uniquely you Sir. Anything at all? I dont know, Alex replied. I really dont have the first clue Ive never done this before so I cant really say or do anything! I know of nothing. The clerk then smiled and said, Ahh, it is you Mr Salmond, large bills or small......?

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